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Caption Competition 93

September 3rd, 2010 · 10 Captions

Has anyone seen a Jack Daniels vending robot? I was supposed to meet him here an hour ago. Hey, kid, check out my ass, its an ice maker. Kerching!

Submitted by: renderdan

Caption bot resolved to stock up on caffeinated beverages after this morning’s late start

Submitted by: Siobhan

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    COke-bOt NOT a pedO.
    cOkE-bot-ot-ot OnlY WanT to SprEad-eDeD…
    Joy-joY! Joy-oy! JOY! joy-ow-oy jOy!


    Submitted by: kleer001

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    Has anyone seen a Jack Daniels vending robot? I was supposed to meet him here an hour ago. Hey, kid, check out my ass, its an ice maker. Kerching!


    Submitted by: renderdan

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    Leaked Terminator 5 footage sparks product placement concerns…


    Submitted by: saw

  •   +3

    After numerous failure to penetrate the Japanese market, the Coca Cola company finally invented a giant robot to force feed the little buggers.


    Submitted by: kriss

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    Pedobear tries a new costume as his regular image is too well known


    Submitted by: Svenito

  •   +2

    Thanks to Coca Cola and its new marketing robot suit campaign, Pedro finally found a way to conciliate work and his favourite pastime of offering sweets to schoolgirl.


    Submitted by: kriss

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    “Hey little girls, want to try a coke flavoured lolly?”


    Submitted by: will

  •   +1

    The Borg are brought to you by Coca-Cola. Enjoy assimilated.


    Submitted by: Svenito

  •   +1

    Just when you thought that Japanese school girl porn couldn’t get any stranger…


    Submitted by: ger

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    Caption bot resolved to stock up on caffeinated beverages after this morning’s late start


    Submitted by: Siobhan