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Ninjas

July 7, 2008

It’s been a while since I last posted anything about ninjas. Or perhaps you just didn’t see these stealthy posts. Ninja blog skills.
Well today I’m going to post something about ninjas. Not just any old ninjas, roller skating ninjas. Roller skating ninjas chasing a rather bizarre car. Just watch the video and you’ll understand.. I hope. I must say though, if there’s any kids reading this, it’s a bad idea to swing your katana whilst rollerskating, roller blading, skateboarding or running or anything that isn’t just simply walking or standing! That is, of course, unless you’re an expertly trained rollerskating ninja.

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Mah website’s down

July 2, 2008

The life of a sys admin/tech support guy. It’s bliss until you have to deal with morons :) The audio is a little quiet, so you may need to up the volume a little…..


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The year of FAIL

July 1, 2008

It is the year of fail. By that I don’t mean that it’s shit and everything around us is failing….hang on… I know what you’re thinking. Ok, it could be better, but to be fair, it’s really not THAT bad. What I do mean is that the whole FAIL phenomenon is growing. It’s spreading. Everywhere. Take a look behind your fridge, I’ll wait here while you do. Done? Ok, see those dust bunnies cowering behind it? That’s cleaning FAIL. That’s how ubiquitous it is. You’re probably thinking I was just lucky with that one and my claim is totally unfounded. Well hang on a second there buddy. You may or may not know uttershite’s sister/brother site dmotivation. The most popular picture on there, given from search results and things linked from other forums, is the Epic Fail poster. People are posting FAIL threads all over the place. Then there’s the FAIL blog (one of I can has cheezburger’s sites).

Fail is everywhere. It’ll be there when you sleep, when you eat and when you do anything else. 2008 is the year of FAIL!

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Is it awesome?

June 26, 2008

I got sent the link to this shop the other day and this T-shirt rocks. If you’re keen on donning one yourself, then you can either click on the piccie below which will summon a wizard who will create a portal for you that ’should’ take you directly there. Some magic incantations later you could be the proud owner of this shirt. Otherwise you may forge your destiny here:
Do you want this shirt? (Y/N)

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amphibious snake

June 24, 2008

it’s sure come a long way since I last saw it in action:

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New footage

June 23, 2008

Some new footage has emerged of Adolf singing. Although the line “going over to the East side” might be a bit too appropriate :P

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What’s that?

June 10, 2008

Shat? Where?
No really. I’ve just found a book that wins on multiple fronts. No pictures of covers here, I don’t want to spoil the surprise. You’re wondering what this awesome book is? Its title is “What shat that” and to give it its full title: “What shat that. A pocket guide to poop identity”. I mean could you come up with a better title? We’re not quite finished though. If you head over to Amazon you will see its awesomely designed cover. Wow. I’m speechless. Not only does the title and the cover rock to the extremes of known rockability, but it’s also pocket sized. Fucking hell. You can pop it into your pocket and take it with you, just in case you stumble across a donation of feces which you just can’t work out from which animal’s anus it came from.
So having fallen in love with this book, and its companion “What’s your poo telling you” I decided to see what else the author busied himself with…. Amongst some titles like “The best dance moves in the world” you will find this little gem Make your own sex toys.
I will happily accept these items as gifts for those generous readers wondering how to repay me for providing information on such wonderful literature.

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Illuminated Keyboard

June 2, 2008

I love this guy’s videos. I’ve said it before, and I’ve said it again

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NWA Day

June 2, 2008

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When cocks fly

May 20, 2008

Our chess hero Kasperov gets attacked by… oh, it’s not often you get to write the following words in sequence, a remote controlled rubber dong helicopter. A flying Penis. A hovering dildo. An RC wang. What? You don’t believe me? Cast your eyes upon the airborne latex prosthetic and see for yourself:

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