The Kingdom of Narnia had better days…
Freshmen at the Okavango Veterinaries Training Camp show one of the developed skills.
Simba: Better than being killed by some lousy stampede. Nala: I don’t care, you’re not a Lion anymore to me, you’re dead, Simba. Dead.
Michael’s not dead, he’s up this lion’s Ass !
“Since he swallowed my iPod I’ve had to do this everytime I want to change song.”
You’re going to feel a small prick…
Lion: “YOU HAVE 30 MINUTES TO TAKE YOUR HANDS FROM THERE!!!”
“All my spunk is stuck in his fur!”
-Can I do this? -Sure, but please don’t squeeze mine as hard as I do his…
What are you doing to Aslan’s nuts !? Never mind that, how did you get the truck in the wardrobe !?
Pedro on his last day as the animal park vet assistant: “Are you sure this is the gazelle enclosure?”
“Where is your watch?” “……….oh shit!”
Stick it in here! It feels lush!
“so now that you know how to switch on the male… let’s go and see how this works for the female…”
“Regular or unleaded?”
“I go around the world finding dangerous creatures so I can jam my thumb in their butthole”
cough please.
South African police institute a stop-and-search campaign in their war on terror.
“You want me to drive the truck where?”
“Are you sure this is a guide dog?”
“Come on Leo, I can’t wait all day!!”
“Where the hell do the batteries go in this thing?”
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The Kingdom of Narnia had better days…
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Freshmen at the Okavango Veterinaries Training Camp show one of the developed skills.
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Simba: Better than being killed by some lousy stampede.
Nala: I don’t care, you’re not a Lion anymore to me, you’re dead, Simba. Dead.
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Michael’s not dead, he’s up this lion’s Ass !
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“Since he swallowed my iPod I’ve had to do this everytime I want to change song.”
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You’re going to feel a small prick…
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Lion: “YOU HAVE 30 MINUTES TO TAKE YOUR HANDS FROM THERE!!!”
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“All my spunk is stuck in his fur!”
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-Can I do this?
-Sure, but please don’t squeeze mine as hard as I do his…
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What are you doing to Aslan’s nuts !?
Never mind that, how did you get the truck in the wardrobe !?
Submitted by: renderdan
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Pedro on his last day as the animal park vet assistant:
“Are you sure this is the gazelle enclosure?”
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“Where is your watch?”
“……….oh shit!”
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Stick it in here! It feels lush!
Submitted by: Cjackson
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“so now that you know how to switch on the male… let’s go and see how this works for the female…”
Submitted by: robomat
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“Regular or unleaded?”
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“I go around the world finding dangerous creatures so I can jam my thumb in their butthole”
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cough please.
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South African police institute a stop-and-search campaign in their war on terror.
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“You want me to drive the truck where?”
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“Are you sure this is a guide dog?”
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“Come on Leo, I can’t wait all day!!”
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“Where the hell do the batteries go in this thing?”
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