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July 7, 2008
It’s been a while since I last posted anything about ninjas. Or perhaps you just didn’t see these stealthy posts. Ninja blog skills.
Well today I’m going to post something about ninjas. Not just any old ninjas, roller skating ninjas. Roller skating ninjas chasing a rather bizarre car. Just watch the video and you’ll understand.. I hope. I must say though, if there’s any kids reading this, it’s a bad idea to swing your katana whilst rollerskating, roller blading, skateboarding or running or anything that isn’t just simply walking or standing! That is, of course, unless you’re an expertly trained rollerskating ninja.
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June 23, 2008
Some new footage has emerged of Adolf singing. Although the line “going over to the East side” might be a bit too appropriate :P
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June 10, 2008
Shat? Where?
No really. I’ve just found a book that wins on multiple fronts. No pictures of covers here, I don’t want to spoil the surprise. You’re wondering what this awesome book is? Its title is “What shat that” and to give it its full title: “What shat that. A pocket guide to poop identity”. I mean could you come up with a better title? We’re not quite finished though. If you head over to Amazon you will see its awesomely designed cover. Wow. I’m speechless. Not only does the title and the cover rock to the extremes of known rockability, but it’s also pocket sized. Fucking hell. You can pop it into your pocket and take it with you, just in case you stumble across a donation of feces which you just can’t work out from which animal’s anus it came from.
So having fallen in love with this book, and its companion “What’s your poo telling you” I decided to see what else the author busied himself with…. Amongst some titles like “The best dance moves in the world” you will find this little gem Make your own sex toys.
I will happily accept these items as gifts for those generous readers wondering how to repay me for providing information on such wonderful literature.
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May 20, 2008
Our chess hero Kasperov gets attacked by… oh, it’s not often you get to write the following words in sequence, a remote controlled rubber dong helicopter. A flying Penis. A hovering dildo. An RC wang. What? You don’t believe me? Cast your eyes upon the airborne latex prosthetic and see for yourself:
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May 19, 2008
It’s tricky.. that’s for sure. Which reminds me, I need to do some waching soon.
Advert seen in the window of the local newsagent
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May 12, 2008
Has never looked scarier!
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May 9, 2008
and the many ways to put them on. And you should. I for one am glad for pants. It means that I don’t have to look at a multitude of people not wearing them. Which is nice. In pretty much most cases. So you know how the saying goes: “I put my pants on like the rest of you. One leg at a time.” - Bruce Dickinson (More Cowbell). What if though you figure out a completely different way of doing it? Like, I dunno, both legs at the same time say. If you did manage that, what would you do? Would you think about what to do with the extra time you now have? Would you perhaps just do it for fun, because it takes the mundanity out of a repetitive task? No. Of course not. You’d figure out how to do that same task in a slightly different, more challenging manner. Then, you’d get yourself a camera and video yourself doing it. Over and over and over again. We all know what happens when something gets filmed. Yup, it ends up on YouTube. Enjoy another “look at me and what I can do” video….
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May 6, 2008
So today I was told that only good people wore glasses (corrective lenses to be specific). Of course the natural reaction to such a statement is to prove the exact opposite. So off we went listing evil people who wore/wear glasses. Surprisingly this is much harder than you might think. even the glorious internet doesn’t really offer up much on this topic. Being a generous, sharing kind of person, I decided to share with you the current list of:
Evil people who wear glasses (in no particular order)
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April 16, 2008
Some of you will know about number stations. For those not familiar with them I have provided a link to the Wikipedia article via the marvel of technology, AKA hyperlinks. So the game. You get a block of numbers and as the numbers appear in the radio stream you cross them off. Once you get a straight line you “get activated” whatever that might imply. If you’re sat there with nothing much to do - and I bet you are, otherwise you wouldn’t be here - then head over to the Number Station Bingo hall and play until you’re either activated or bored of it ;)
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April 10, 2008
I have a reasonable interest in matters military. Previous posts might have hinted at this interest. Perhaps I should even have a “military” category listed here. But I digress. Today’s post concerns a convergence of military and design, namely designer gas masks. How thrilling. How nice. When faced with surviving a poisoned gas attack there’s really no excuse to not look fashionable is there? You wouldn’t catch Victoria Beckham sporting one of these ordinary masks would you? You could perhaps imagine celebrities sporting them along side an outfit much like this one. But failing that I reckon the designer gas masks are right up Hollywood’s street.
I on the other hand would accessorise with something more like this or perhaps something a little more modern .
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